Category: A Quirky Guide to Earthly Existence
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Humanity: A Quirky Guide to Earthly Existence.
Chapter 3: The Hierarchical Necessity of Greetings Quirx was accustomed to the structured, almost ceremonial greetings of his own kind — a respectful tilting of the head, a slight buzz of acknowledgment. Earthlings, however, offered a dizzying variety of greetings, each one tied to region, relationship, and unspoken rules that seemed to shift with every…
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Humanity: A Quirky Guide to Earthly Existence
Chapter 2: Water Rituals Quirx encountered many strange and fascinating rituals on Earth, but none were quite as puzzling as the water rituals. His data logs glowed with entries on the phenomenon humans called “cleanliness” — their daily ablutions, each one seemingly more intricate than the last. Here he was, floating through an observational stint…
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Humanity: A Quirky Guide to Earthly Existence.
Field notes and observations from Quirx’s first expedition to Earth.